Online Dating - Don’t you just love it?

So I’m an owl right.

An owl that’s been looking for love in all the wrong places.

So some bird (one of those high flying city types) tells me I should try online dating.

Online dating?

Isn’t that a bit, you know, for pigeons and stuff?

The city bird starts telling me all these stories about friends that have hooked up online, birds of a feather flocking together and all that.

So I see Match.com are offering up to £22.50 for signing up and reckon I’ve nothing to lose.

I sign up.

My height?

Do I really have to state that? Thankfully the lowest option is 4 feet which is close to 4 times my actual height but the computer never lies does it?

I write down some of my best attributes, film roles etc and before you know it I’m stylin with some fly birds.

And with one of those fly birds I hooked up.

Online dating really works!

Ok, so it’s only been 30 minutes but I can feel it in my bones, it’s love I tell ya!

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